Imagine an afterlife where you get to rule your own planet, populate it with spirit babies, and live like a celestial boss. Sounds wild, right? Welcome to the Mormon afterlife, a cosmic board game where the stakes are eternal and the rules are… well, let’s just say they’re complicated. Grab your “devil’s bean juice” (or…
Can’t spell “funeral” without “fun,” right? Just kidding—Mormon funerals are anything but fun (unless you count the casseroles afterward). Today, we’re diving into the structured, church-first world of Mormon funerals—where grieving is kept in check, missionary work takes center stage, and even the clothing you’re buried in is dictated by church policy. For those unfamiliar,…
Growing up as a Mormon, Christmas was always a magical time filled with sugary treats, family, and traditions. Mormons do celebrate Christmas, but, as with many things in Mormonism, the unique lifestyle and beliefs mean that Christmas might be celebrated slightly differently. Christmas in My Mormon Home From the outside, a Mormon Christmas looks like…
Let’s dive into Mormon purity culture—a topic so dense and awkward it feels like trying to explain internet memes to your grandma. Imagine a guy on a college campus wearing a bright red “P*rn Kills Love” shirt. If your immediate thought is “Wow, that guy needs a hug and some therapy,” congratulations—you’ve captured the essence…
I spent the first 25 years of my life as a Mormon, and I served a Mormon mission in Denver, Colorado for 18 months. Like many members, I often emphasized that “Mormon” was just a nickname, and that our church’s real name–“The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints”–was proof enough that we were Christians…
You’ve probably seen Mormon missionaries at least once–usually two young men going door to door in white shirts and ties asking to share a message about Jesus. But where do they come from and how do they end up as missionaries? As an ExMormon who served my own mission for 18 months in Denver, Colorado,…
Most faithful Mormons live their entire lives without ever drinking alcohol. This may seem surprising in a world where alcohol plays a significant role in social gatherings, celebrations, and even relaxation. For Mormons, however, alcohol is not only avoided but can often be demonized and seen as a sign of worldly wickedness. The Word of…
You may have heard about “soaking” or “Mormon soaking” on TikTok or Reddit, where it has become a viral topic of conversation. This unusual practice is often associated with young Mormons trying to reconcile their intimate desires with the teachings of the LDS Church. But what exactly is soaking, and why is it connected to…
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints follow guidelines that shape every aspect of their lives, including what they wear, eat, and drink. These rules, whether considered commandments, guidelines, or social expectations, often serve as a measure of a member’s righteousness and personal worth. Every Rule I Followed as a Mormon: What…